What's the most bizarre drink you've ever made for yourself?
Many years ago, during my bad decade, I was on Adkins, where carbs were
verboten. Vodka was carb free, so I mixed vodka with a Crystal Light Slurpee from the 7-Eleven. I got the uber-mega 64 oz bucket of pineapple-orange Crystal Light slush, and kept dumping more Smirnoff Citrus Twist into it, and stirring with the spoon-straw until both were gone. It was icy cold and refreshing, but it made me write this long unifying treatise on world religions. I think boogers ended up in the treatise, too. The combination of vodka, carbless fake orange ice crystals, and the unique pas de deux of brain anesthesia and brain freeze certainly livened up a hot August night here in Gomorrah.
