Year in Review Meme-type thing

Go back through the past year's entries and show us the first line of the first (public) post in each month. Now you have a twelve-sentence snapshot of what you thought was worth blogging about in 2008. (I took the first two lines on a couple occasions, just to make more sense.  This was interesting; try it for yourself.  July was my favorite.  Happy Friday)

January

I can't believe it's 2008.  I'm a bit disappointed, frankly. 

February

I shouldn't laugh, but I did. 

March

    As I park at my apartment, the infernal phone rings again.

April

LOATHE:

• Rush hour traffic
• Hospitals
• Cleaning my cave
• The job interviewing process
• Traffic was so horrid today, I double-loathe it

May

What personality trait has gotten you in the most trouble?

June

If you've never seen Throw Momma from the Train, Danny DeVito plays a talentless creative writing student, who starts off his murder story "The night was moist."

July

I think I'd have a better chance of living through a wolverine attack than being ass-aulted with the Colt Mega-Power Anal T Probe. 

August

I just talked to Jill.  Her surgery went really well Tuesday, and she's already back home--three days before the doctors had predicted..

September

So far, the only casualty in Brother Wind's tenure has been my end table lamp.

October

Remember the good old days? A hamburger, fries, and a cherry Coke were just one tenth of a cent down at the soda shop (provided you were white and allowed to be served there, of course). 

November

I lost it when the demon face was on the range hood

December

Stupid sore throat.