X-Mas Meme Thing

Welcome to the Christmas edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy this entire page and paste into a new note. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Tag anyone you want to answer and the person you copied it from. Tis the Season to be NICE!

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Whichever Amazon.com or the 7-Eleven uses; that day's newspaper if I have to wrap them myself.
2. Real tree or Artificial? I just hang lights and ornaments on my shower curtain mildew
3. When do you put up the tree? When the poor tree has no place else to stay.
4. When do you take the tree down? When the ungrateful tree tries to abscond with my valuables.
5. Do you like eggnog? The only good thing about eggnog is the Bourbon my grandmother and Aunt Frances used to spike theirs with.
6. Favorite gift received as a child? Existence
7. Hardest person to buy for? Anyone other than my parents, who have four decades worth of handprint ashtrays and macaroni art.
8. Easiest person to buy for? Myself.
9. Do you have a nativity scene? No. However I've made a scene during a nativity play.
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? I used to send them by Passenger Pigeon.  Now that they're extinct, I just don't send any.
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Fournier's gangrene
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? Ingmar Bergman's "Fanny och Alexander."
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Usually about 1:30 PM Christmas Eve.
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Many times, but always after I drank the contents.
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Valium
16. Lights on the tree? Sure.
17. Favorite Christmas song? "Fairytale in New York," by the Pogues.
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Stay home if at all possible
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's? Yes. (Dashiell, Danskin, Prancing Vixen; Corncob, Q*Bert, Donald Nixon, and the one with the obvious coke habit)  Don't be too impressed: I can also name the starting lineup for the 1927 Yankees (Combs, Koenig, Ruth, Gehrig, Meusel, Lazzeri, Dugan, Collins, Hoyt) .
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? My brother and I used to put a really ugly fake bird up there.  My mom couldn't reach it, which made it all the better.
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas Eve, so I can sleep late Christmas Day
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? People being nice one day, then being rat-bastards the other 364.  23. Favorite ornament theme? Despair.
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Elvis's Country Fried Turkey with Demerol Stuffing.
25. What do you want for Christmas this year? A reprieve.

Tag whomever you want, or tag yourself.  Knock yourself out.  Ho, ho, freakin' ho.