The Tom Zone Question of the Day
How would you most amusingly complete this sentence: It's raining like...
"Piss from a boot."
My buddy Mike used to coach baseball, and one of the other coaches had an endless stock of funny sayings. ("He's as crazy as a tomato soup sandwich," eg) One of them was "It's raining like piss from a boot." Just the seeming absurdity of it kills me--who pees in their boot, and how is pouring out said liquid analogous to rain? Still, it poured rain here yesterday, and I actually said that. Pat, the person to whom I said it, wasn't half as amused as I was.
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I grew up hearing this: It's raining pitchforks and hammer handles. Probably not the most original.but owwwwwwwwwwww the thought of it!!!
I haven't got any good one to add. I just NEVER want to see bacon raining from a clown's ass.
Tomato soup sandwich is GREAT! I think I'll share that one with my baby nephew and niece...they just get laughing so hard at anything silly!