Horrid joke for a Friday morning

May 9, 2008 at 9:06 AM
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A MAN WAS WALKING HOME....

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

BUMP...

FASTER...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

Clappity-BUMP...

Clappity-BUMP...on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

And, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops

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hahahahahahalolomloh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls on the floor giggling*

that's so funny!!!!!

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The coffin may have stopped, but the beatings for the groaner are about to begin!

lol

I'm getting hit a lot this week, for some reason.

It's not my joke, but it cracked me up, thus I subjected others to it. I'm sure there's a special corner of hell for bad punsters.

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oh good grief. lol. I had to think about that for a sec...I need more coffee.

"He who would make a pun would pick a pocket."

Yikes.

That was truly, truly atrocious. Watch out, mister, or you'll earn yourself a spanking.

Eh....huh??

(Hey where's your watch?)

Promise? ;-)

I first read that quote in a Patrick O'Brian book, but it's variously attributed historically to some one named Johnson, or someone named Purcell.

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bah dum bum ching!

hehe. hey, i liked it. it made me laugh. hehe.

happy friday. :)

Nice, very nice. Always love a bad joke. Sent it to my future father in law, he quite enjoyed it as well.

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I love any and all jokes....bad (like THAT one) or not!!! HEEEE!!!!

I do believe it was Mr. Johnson who said that one.

Kidding, kidding, I never heard of it, OR Mr. Johnson, before!

And, I beg to differ....I would NEVER pick someone's pocket! ;)

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